Yes! Release his Occidental (College) records! Release his high school records! Why won’t Barack Obama release his elementary school report cards? We need to know if he played well with others! Did he bring gum to class? And if so, did he bring enough for everyone? I certainly hope not — because that would be socialism!
STEPHEN COLBERT, on Donald Trump’s call for President Obama to “release his Occidental records,” on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
In case you’re not aware, Stephen Colbert is going H.A.M. on Sen. Jon Kyl over on Twitter.
Kyl (R-Ariz.), you of course remember, infamously stated last week that abortion was “well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does” — it’s actually 3% — then had his office issue a statement saying “his remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, a organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions.”
Jon Kyl, I think this means you’re on notice.
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this is INCREDIBLE!!!