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Stephen Colbert’s tribute to his mother, Lorna Colbert. 


Stephen: “Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work hard enough, your children can have fewer opportunities that you did.”


Stephen Colbert Campaign Posters by myself and the lovely and talented Brian Fudge for Tauntr.com.

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IAVA honors Stephen Colbert with the 2011 IAVA Civilian Service Award.

Full acceptance speech

    Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying yes begins things. Saying yes is how things grow. Saying yes leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.
— Stephen Colbert (via jimmypage)


THE WØRD: Happy Endings

this was actually quite depressing

thanks a lot, stephen

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    Yes! Release his Occidental (College) records! Release his high school records! Why won’t Barack Obama release his elementary school report cards? We need to know if he played well with others! Did he bring gum to class? And if so, did he bring enough for everyone? I certainly hope not — because that would be socialism!
STEPHEN COLBERT, on Donald Trump’s call for President Obama to “release his Occidental records,” on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)



In case you’re not aware, Stephen Colbert is going H.A.M. on Sen. Jon Kyl over on Twitter.

Kyl (R-Ariz.), you of course remember, infamously stated last week that abortion was “well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does” — it’s actually 3% — then had his office issue a statement saying “his remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, a organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions.”

Jon Kyl, I think this means you’re on notice.

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this is INCREDIBLE!!!